Some of you might not have met my family. It consists of me and my dogs, whom I refer to as Satan's Apprentices.
Here is Tulip helping me around the house.
That is my shirt she is using for a blanket. She likes my shirts because they smell like me and because she can lord it over her sister when the other dog doesn't have one.
This is Rosie, who obviously has her own shirt. Most of the time they bid me goodbye in the morning after receiving a treat, then tuck in for a few extra hours of rest before beginning their routine of useless barking, floor-licking and waiting for the next meal.
Tulip is a Cairn Terrier; Rosie is a Westie. They love me dearly and vice-versa. If you also have animals like these I extend my sympathies.